No contest.

Methinks Netflix needs to work on their recommendation algorithms a bit more.

You can no longer press 7 to hear a duck quack: National Discount Brokers was bought by Ameritrade in 2001, whose voice mail has a much-reduced sense of humor.

…why my wife made me print her a copy of this for our bedroom door.

I don’t get it.

Evan Shaner does, apparently. :-) (h/t Wil)

When there were technical difficulties at the TED conference with a planned webcast, a heckler in the audience started giving them a hard time about it. When they realized it was Robin Williams, they invited him up on stage, where he kept everyone entertained until the problems were fixed.

Virgin Atlantic and Google have teamed up to announce Project Virgle: the first permanent human settlement on Mars. They are now taking applications.

FTW.

Just freakin’ hilarious…

Of course, it’s going to be hard to take anything he says seriously, since he’s obviously just angling for votes in Pennsylvania. Notice that he didn’t bother to give a speech at Antietam.

Okay, here we go. More “eloquence,” no doubt.

Four score and seven years ago

“Fourscore and seven”? Puh-leeze! Couldn’t you make it just a little more pompous? Only a moonbat could regard this guy as an orator.

our fathers brought forth on this continent,

Ummm … didn’t we have mothers, too? Well, maybe Lincoln didn’t; he looks like he came out of a test tube marked “Failure.” But somehow I doubt that the suffragette harpies who swoon over Father Abraham are going to be pleased by the omission.

BoingBoing links to a story about a time travellers’ bulletin board that sounds a little too familiar…

Edit: fixed fried link