Best. First. Dance. Ever.

No contest.

Posted by Garrett on July 12th, 2008 in Humor | No Comments

Department of Redundancy Department

Methinks Netflix needs to work on their recommendation algorithms a bit more.

Netflix redundancy

Posted by Garrett on June 23rd, 2008 in Humor, Web | 1 Comment

Sic transit gloria web

You can no longer press 7 to hear a duck quack: National Discount Brokers was bought by Ameritrade in 2001, whose voice mail has a much-reduced sense of humor.

Posted by Garrett on April 22nd, 2008 in Humor, Web | No Comments

I’m not entirely sure…

…why my wife made me print her a copy of this for our bedroom door.

I don’t get it.

Posted by Garrett on April 17th, 2008 in Humor, Web | No Comments

Who watches the Watchpeanuts?

Evan Shaner does, apparently. :-) (h/t Wil)

Posted by Garrett on April 4th, 2008 in Comics, Humor | No Comments

Robin Williams hijacks technical difficulties

When there were technical difficulties at the TED conference with a planned webcast, a heckler in the audience started giving them a hard time about it. When they realized it was Robin Williams, they invited him up on stage, where he kept everyone entertained until the problems were fixed.

Posted by Garrett on April 2nd, 2008 in Humor, Web | No Comments

Project Virgle

Virgin Atlantic and Google have teamed up to announce Project Virgle: the first permanent human settlement on Mars. They are now taking applications.

Posted by Garrett on April 1st, 2008 in Google, Humor, Space | No Comments

Geek jokes

FTW.

Posted by Garrett on March 20th, 2008 in Computing, Humor | No Comments

If Ann Coulter had liveblogged the Gettysburg Address…

Just freakin’ hilarious

Of course, it’s going to be hard to take anything he says seriously, since he’s obviously just angling for votes in Pennsylvania. Notice that he didn’t bother to give a speech at Antietam.

Okay, here we go. More “eloquence,” no doubt.

Four score and seven years ago

“Fourscore and seven”? Puh-leeze! Couldn’t you make it just a little more pompous? Only a moonbat could regard this guy as an orator.

our fathers brought forth on this continent,

Ummm … didn’t we have mothers, too? Well, maybe Lincoln didn’t; he looks like he came out of a test tube marked “Failure.” But somehow I doubt that the suffragette harpies who swoon over Father Abraham are going to be pleased by the omission.

Posted by Garrett on March 19th, 2008 in Humor, Politics | No Comments

Wikihistory

BoingBoing links to a story about a time travellers’ bulletin board that sounds a little too familiar

Edit: fixed fried link

Posted by Garrett on March 19th, 2008 in Humor, SF, Wikipedia | No Comments

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